Thursday, February 20, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
Book Review: "Atomic Drive-In"
Long-time G-FAN and Scary Monsters contributor Mike Bogue has released an impressive collection of short stories entitled "Atomic Drive-In." The title story is the longest entry, falling into the 'novella' category, and tells the tale of two friends who are transported through time to a parallel earth that has been ravaged by atomic war. Fans of 1950's science fiction will get a charge out of both the direct and subtle references made to films and characters from the genre. "Atomic Drive-In" is more than just an exercise in nostalgia, however. A number of surprisingly deep themes are explored, suggesting that whether your challenges are personal or apocalyptic, it is always possible to make a heroic choice.
Bogue's command of the short story form is evident throughout this collection, and he has a gift for creating compelling characters, some of whom are appealingly unapologetic monster movie fans. G-FAN collectors may recognize "Going Back," a poignant tale of love and loss that appeared in issue 58. Also reprinted from the book "Daikaiju 3: Giant Monsters vs. The World" is "A Calculated Sacrifice," a nightmare vision of angry kaiju gods ruling modern-day Japan. Three other stories are included, one of which, "Mrs. Finney's Special Vine," is particularly evocative in its depiction of a friendship in its final days. This is science fiction with soul, and I give it my highest recommendation.
To pick up a copy of "Atomic Drive-In," go here.
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Happy New Year!
2014 is here, and there is much excitement in the Godzilla fan community over the leaks and updates surrounding Legendary's film, which hits theaters in a mere four months and nine days.
One hopes that there will be a wave of merchandise and kaiju-related products that will hit the market, in similar fashion to the wave that accompanied Tristar's Godzilla. Some photographs have surfaced online of apparently official prototypes, but they may reflect works in progress as opposed to finished products.
We had a good Christmas here at Monsterland Ohio. The kaiju highlight is pictured above. We presented Grampy with his own framed picture of Godzilla 2000, signed by this past year's G-FEST guests. I received the Johnny Sokko DVD box set and Andy was given a number of issues of Marvel Comics' Godzilla series, including the first. We also supplemented our Marvel Masterworks' "Tales to Astonish" collection, which we sort of "backed into" via the G-FEST Dealers Room last year.
Speaking of which, we have made our registrations for G-FEST XXI. No word on guests or movies yet. After a one-year hiatus my folks will be joining us again, so there is much to anticipate.
The Year of Godzilla is here! Hope yours is happy and fulfilling.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Retro Reprint: The Legend of Boggy Creek
This article first appeared in Martin Arlt's fanzine "Mad Scientist" #22, which is now sold out. Inspired by the season premiere of Finding Bigfoot, I have reproduced my salute to Boggy Creek here.
On the Track of the
Ultimate Bigfoot Movie:
“The Legend of Boggy
Creek”
Bigfoot and
I go way back. I owe my introduction to the hairy hominid to Sid and Marty
Krofft, whose “Krofft Supershow” (1976) featured fifteen-minute episodes of “Bigfoot
and Wildboy.” Needless to say, my four-year-old self envied Wildboy’s
friendship with the big biped, and the show inspired many imaginary adventures
played out in the wilderness of my basement. The same year saw Steve Austin
tangling with Bigfoot (as played by both wrestler Andre the Giant and actor Ted
Cassidy) on “The Six Million Dollar Man. ”
Sasquatch ruled the small screen in 1976, much to my delight.
Over the
next couple of years, I could not help but dig deeper into Bigfoot lore, and
since my research took place during the “Bigfoot Boom” of the 1970s, my local
library yielded no shortage of Sasquatchiana. Marian T. Place ’s “On the Track of
Bigfoot” became my primary text. While comprehensive and readable, it gave the
distinct impression that Bigfoot was exclusively ensconced in the Pacific Northwest . It wasn’t until I got my hands on
works such as Elwood Baumann’s “Monsters of North America” and Place’s
subsequent “Bigfoot All Over the Country” that I learned that reports of giant
man-apes were far more widespread than I had been led to believe. What is more,
Baumann’s book devoted three whole chapters to a series of sightings in Fouke , Arkansas —sightings
that had evidently inspired an honest-to-goodness Bigfoot docudrama called “The
Legend of Boggy Creek,” made in 1972. It became a fervent hope of mine to see
this movie, although the chances of catching it on television seemed about as
good as seeing a seven-foot-tall hairy primate in my own backyard.
For years,
Baumann’s description of “The Legend of Boggy Creek” fired my imagination, and
I had come to accept that the images it produced in the theater of my mind
would probably have to suffice. My hopes for seeing the film would rise,
however, whenever it was mentioned in books such as Janet and Colin Bord’s “The
Bigfoot Casebook”—at the very least, I could take comfort in knowing the movie
really existed, and that someone, somewhere had seen it.
And then
one day, in my early teens, it appeared. There, in the television listings,
which I habitually scoured for monsters of all persuasions, was the title: “The
Legend of Boggy Creek.” It was scheduled to run far too late for me to stay up
and watch, but fortunately, my family had purchased our first Video Cassette
Recorder. With the precision of a surgeon I set the timer, double-checking my
work, and then it was done--all I could do was wait and hope.
The next
morning I rewound the tape, took a deep breath, and pushed play. These orange
words appeared against a plain black background: “THIS IS A TRUE STORY. Some of
the people in this motion picture portray themselves—in many cases on actual
locations.” After years of waiting, the legendary Bigfoot was in my possession.
When I
finally had the long-awaited pleasure of watching “The Legend of Boggy Creek,”
I was not disappointed—if anything, it was more absorbing than I had hoped.
Moreover, it felt plausible, and some of the vignettes were genuinely
unnerving, beginning with a sequence in which a young boy runs from the sound
of a howling Bigfoot, admitting in voiceover that “I was seven years old when I
first heard him scream. It scared me them, and it scares me now.”
After
quickly establishing the geography and general culture of Fouke (which is to
say, the Deep South of the early 70s), two
eyewitnesses report their experiences on location in a matter-of-fact tone that
roots the proceedings in reality. One of the men eerily relates the tale of his
two-hundred pound show hogs being carried away—by something—over a barbed wire fence.
Two
re-enactments follow, in which hunters run across the creature ambling through
the woods. These scenes avoid sensationalism and give the viewer a sense of
what seeing an unknown creature must be like. The costume used for these scenes
is effective, in that it is never glimpsed in much detail, and the suit actor
moves about naturally, giving the impression of something large and hairy yet
not abnormal.
Next, three
women and a baby living in a back-country shack are terrorized by a nighttime
visit from the creature. The monster’s appearance is only hinted at, yet the
sequence is gripping. It also concludes with a mildly disturbing image of a cat
that had been “scared to death” by its close encounter with the cryptid.
That is
followed by an intense segment in which an adolescent hunter brings the hominid
to its knees with a couple of rifle shots. The young actor in this segment is
convincingly spooked, and the viewer is, too.
The film
offers a slight breather at this point, showing hunting parties and tracking
dogs searching in vain for Bigfoot. More unpredictably, a musical montage
begins! The plaintive “Ballad of Boggy Creek,” written by Earl E. Smith (and
probably sung by Charles B Pierce), is set to shots of both the natural beauty
of the Sulphur River bottoms and the lonely Fouke
Monster trudging along the creek bed. The lyrics ask:
“Here the Sulfur River
flows, Rising when the storm cloud blows, This is where the creature goes,
Lurking in the land he knows. Perhaps he dimly wonders why, Is there no other
such as I? To love, to touch before I die, To listen to my lonely cry.”
As one musical interlude ends,
another takes its place. This one is dedicated to Travis Crabtree, a teenage
trapper and outdoorsman. We learn that Travis, in his forays up and down the
river, occasionally visits Herb Jones, a man who lives in seclusion deep in the
swamps. Jones, who seems like someone who should know, steadfastly declares
that “there ain’t no such thing” as the Fouke Monster.
Jones’
denial notwithstanding, evidence is presented in the form of large, three-toed
footprints, discovered in a bean field. This serves a transition to another
recreated sighting. Three young children lead their aunt to the place where
they claim they saw “a wild man”—and right on cue, he appears upon their return.
It is a simple set-up, made effective by the panicked reaction of the woman,
who paradoxically screams “Don’t run!” as the group flees in horror.
The scene
that follows is one of my favorites, because it depicts a staple of Bigfoot
sighting lore: the old “road crossing” scenario. It happens quickly—in less
than five seconds, the thing has crossed the road and hidden in the woods. This
is a situation I had read about and visualized for years, and to see it
captured on film was oddly thrilling.
Another
creepy vignette portrays the monster stalking a trailer full of teenage girls.
Their fear is palpable as they pull out Daddy’s gun and fumble for bullets on
the kitchen floor. When one of the girls musters up the courage to peek out the
window, the viewer knows what is coming, yet it is hair-raising all the same.
The final
portion of the movie is its longest set piece; an account of the events
experienced by the Ford family as something Big tries to enter their homestead.
The most dramatic elements of the real-life Ford encounter (as documented in
Baumann’s book) are brought to life, such as a hairy hand reaching in through
an open window, and Bobby Ford crashing in through the screen door in an effort
to escape the creature’s clutches.
Unfortunately,
this sequence features both the most and least convincing monster appearances
in the film. When the shadow of the creature slinks across the porch, and the
boards creak under its weight, the effect is chilling. However, when Bobby Ford
finally collides with the creature in the front yard, an ill-fitting gorilla
mask, complete with loose eyeholes, is easily glimpsed by the viewer, and the
spell of suspense is broken. That is the only misstep that the movie makes in
portraying the monster, and it is a shame that it takes place during what is
effectively the climax of the film.
“Boggy
Creek’s” denouement is a moody shot of a man (the narrator and grown-up version
of the boy in the prologue) inspecting an old cabin while reflecting, in
voice-over, on the mystery of the Fouke sightings. The viewer almost expects
one last shock to occur, but it never does, and the movie seems to coast to a
stop, like the funhouse ride it is.
Charles B.
Pierce caught lightning in a bottle with “The Legend of Boggy Creek,” managing
not only to bring the Fouke Phenomena to light, but also to preserve a snapshot
of Southern culture in a way that does not feel exploitative. Whether by design
or budgetary necessity, “Boggy Creek” is a study in understatement, which is
perhaps a strange thing to say about a Bigfoot movie. What is far stranger is
that Pierce would take precisely the opposite approach in filming “Boggy Creek
II: And The Legend Continues…” in 1985, employing crude Southern caricature,
mild lasciviousness, and much monstrous melodrama. It is a film custom-made for
the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, which it received in 2004. (At one
point, host Mike Nelson quips, “With a degree in Boggy Creek studies you can
pretty much write your own ticket.”) While it makes for a fantastic MST3K
episode, “Boggy Creek II” raises questions about Pierce’s true feelings for the
subject matter, illustrating that there is a fine line between cult classic and
B-movie embarrassment.
In addition
to Pierce’s own ill-conceived “sequel,” “The Legend of Boggy Creek” inspired a
wave of Sasquatch cinema, such as 1975’s “The Mysterious Monsters,” a
straightforward documentary narrated by Peter Graves; 1976’s “The Creature from
Black Lake,” an affable tale featuring the menacing talent of Jack Elam; and
1978’s “Sasquatch: the Legend of Bigfoot,” which seems consciously patterned
after “Boggy Creek’s” docudrama structure. Bigfoot stomped his way onto the
small screen as well, in the aforementioned “Bigfoot and Wildboy” and “Six
Million Dollar Man” series, as well as more sober fare such as the Leonard
Nimoy-narrated “In Search Of…” Pierce, who died on March 5, 2010, helped make
Bigfoot a household name in the 1970s, and in the process enjoyed modest
financial success.
The
peculiar, haunting quality of “The Legend of Boggy Creek” gave some viewers not
just a few moments of escapist entertainment, but a calling to pursue. In his
book “Bigfoot! The True Story of Apes in America ,” renowned cryptozoologist
Loren Coleman names no less than ten prominent individuals whose participation
in current Bigfoot research is a direct result of seeing the “Boggy Creek”
movie. One of those named by Coleman is Chester Moore, Jr., the author of
“Bigfoot South.” His comments are fairly typical of those whom Coleman profiles:
“Seeing “The Legend of Boggy Creek” lit my interest in the Bigfoot phenomenon
into a full-blown passion. While the Pacific Northwest seemed a world away to
me, Arkansas
did not…The impact it had on me as a youngster was immense.”
Bibliography
Bauman, Elwood (1978). Monsters of North
America . Xerox Education Publications. U.S.A.
Bord, Janet and Colin (1982). The Bigfoot Casebook.
Stackpole Books. Harrisburg ,
PA.
Coleman, Loren (2003). Bigfoot! The True Story of Apes in America .
Paraview Pocket Books. New York ,
NY .
Place, Marian T (1974). On the Track of Bigfoot. Dodd, Mead
& Company. New York , NY .
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Bigfoot,
Charles B. Pierce,
cryptozoology,
Loren Coleman,
Mad Scientist,
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The Legend of Boggy Creek
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Finding Bigfoot on November 10th
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| Ranae Holland and Andy at Deerasic Park |
Excitement and loud howling fills the air as we get ready for the season premiere of Animal Planet's unlikely success story, Finding Bigfoot, which airs Sunday, November 10th at 10 p.m. Readers of this blog are well aware that we had the pleasure of being part of the taping of an episode at Deerasic Park, just outside of the main entrance to Salt Fork State Park.
Animal Planet has been showing repeats of the show in preparation for the season premiere. Some of them are done in the entertaining "Further Evidence" format, which is reminiscent of VH1's "Pop-Up Video," for those of you who remember such things.
We wish Ranae, Cliff, Matt and Bobo all the luck in the world as they continue their quest!
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Animal Planet,
Cliff Barackman,
Deerasic Park,
Finding Bigfoot,
James Bobo Fay,
Matt Moneymaker,
Ranae Holland
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Happy Halloween!
It's time for tricks, treats, and things that go bump in the night. A person who has greatly enhanced my enjoyment of all things spooky and unexplained is Loren Coleman, pictured above with Andy. I have read almost everything he has written, and many of his books, such as "Mysterious America," are in my annual reading rotation. We had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Coleman this year at Salt Fork State Park and were impressed by his kindness, not to mention his baseball knowledge. Getting to talk to him about the Toho movie "Half Human" was a distinct treat, too, and will be a memory I will savor this All Hallows' Eve.
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Loren Coleman,
Mysterious America. Halloween
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Imperial Find
Some of the best collectible finds happen when you aren't really looking. We were in a Goodwill store in Coschocton, Ohio when Andy spotted this 1985 Imperial Godzilla. He wasn't all that thrilled about going in the store to begin with, but his attitude quickly changed when he saw this figure and its $2.00 price tag!
Monday, September 30, 2013
G-FAN & Pacific Rim
G-FAN 103 has been released and has found its way to most mailboxes. I'm pleased to have written one of three articles reviewing "Pacific Rim" in this issue. The other two were composed by G-FAN stalwarts Mike Bogue and Lyle Huckins. It was pretty cool to see the movie from their perspective, and to note that all three reviews were quite favorable. I'm not aware of any news regarding a PR sequel, although the worldwide box office take suggests that one ought to be made.
Issue 103's incredible cover was done by Ohio's own Matt Harris. This portrait of Godzilla was on display at G-FEST XX.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Kaiju Club Discovers Zilla's Remains
The above photo is the only evidence that exists of a clandestine meeting of the Cuyahoga Kaiju Club held nearly two weeks ago. The body of Zilla, pictured here, was obtained in Chicago this summer and transported to an undisclosed location in the Buckeye State, where the CKC has engaged in a thorough examination.
A kaiju campout was held in conjunction with this development over Labor Day weekend. Participants enjoyed swimming, good food, kaiju collectibles, and (of course) monster movies. Viewed on the BIG screen were: Gamera vs. Viras/Destroy All Planets (with Carl Craig commentary track); Cloverfield; Godzilla vs. Biollante bonus features; and last but not least (OK, maybe least), The Creeping Terror, which was mercilessly (or mercifully, perhaps) riffed by the CKC. Joel and the 'bots would've been proud. The writers of this blog are very fortunate to have become connected to the CKC and its outstanding members, whom we also consider our friends.
Search for the Cuyahoga Kaiju Club on Facebook and join in the fun-
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Postcards from G-FEST XX: It's Pigmon!
Thursday's double-double feature is always a great start to G-FEST. What could be better than watching four kaiju flicks knowing that the whole weekend is ahead of you? This year there were a few sweet surprises at the evening showing. One was a Pacific Rim trailer, and the other was an entire episode of the original Ultraman, "The Small Hero," which features Pigmon and the feather-wielding Geronimon. The Science Patrol on the big Pickwick screen was an unexpected treat.
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Total Kaos at Packrat Comics
| Bryan "Stratos" Borgman begins his intro to Kaiju Kaos |
Bryan Borgman, creator of the tabletop game "Kaiju Kaos," invited us to a demonstration of his game at Packrat Comics in Hilliard, Ohio, and we are glad he did. It is a testimony to Bryan's game engineering and patient teaching ability that in less than a half an hour, our kaiju were duking it out, and we were having a lot of fun.
| Kaos is about to strike! |
Packrat Comics hosted this event, and this was our first time visiting. Quite frankly, we were blown away by this store. Behind its unassuming door lies a vast array of comics, gaming supplies, and collectibles. G-fans take note: S.H. Monster Arts and X-Plus are both represented here; a careful sweep through both floors (!) will yield some treats. I don't want to say too much, as we intend to return in the near future, and we don't want to see the walls bare!
| "How do you double-punch again? When can I throw my rock?" |
The version of the game we learned was a streamlined, one-on-one battle simulation. Once you get into the basic flow of the game, there is a satisfying give and take that occurs, like a kaiju fight that you would see in a movie. Your monster can advance, parry blows, evade attack, and, of course, fight, using claws, rocks, beam weapons and more. Depending on what you roll, you can miss a punch, or decimate your opponent. There is strategy, imagination, and big helpings of over-the-top monster fun to be had. We were absolute newbies coming in to this experience, and still were able to pick this up relatively quickly. Once we get past being self conscious about rules and scoring formulas, the rhythm of the battles will become more natural and it should be even more fun to play. Even if you don't consider yourself a "gamer," Godzilla fans owe it to themselves to give this a try. You will be amazed at how the action mimics the combat portrayed in your favorite films, and you just might gain a new perspective on your favorite hobby!
| Bigfoot vs. Earwig: a conflict you will only see in Kaiju Kaos |
For more information about Kaiju Kaos, go here. Bryan maintains a Facebook presence for the game here. And visit Packrat Comics here, but go in person if you can!
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Postcards from G-FEST XX: The Pickwick and Park Ridge
| A happy sign of summer |
This year, the G-FEST experience began more abruptly than in years past. We drove from home to the Chicago area in one day, and were up and at 'em on Thursday, itching to get to Park Ridge.
(When I say we were itching, I mean that literally...we woke up Thursday morning peppered with very itchy bites. Sue got the worst of it. We had obvious concerns about bed bugs (which we brought home once from a Columbus, Ohio hotel), but the bites didn't fit the profile. I'm fairly certain that we had gotten nailed by a biting fly that was buzzing around home just before we left. It wasn't a big deal, but it was a deal. These really hurt. Fortunately, the immersive experience that is G-FEST took our minds off of the discomfort most of the time.)
As I was saying, we got to Park Ridge early, in order to hit Trader Joes and to take in the annual "Taste of Park Ridge" sidewalk sale that has coincided with G-FEST for a number of years running. (It makes for some minor parking headaches, but we've got our "secret" spots that are almost always available.) I'm glad we arrived when we did, because the Pickwick Theater had a stack of two-sided movie posters on a table, and Andy and I were able to score this Pacific Rim poster for the whopping price of $4.00. It'll cost 6 times that much to get it framed, but it will be worth every penny, and more importantly, it was one of those cool "lucky" moments that G-FEST memories are made of.
| Our $4 Pickwick Pacific Rim Poster |
| From the Pickwick Box Office They weren't kidding about the projector. More on that later. |
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Kaiju Kaos Demo Day: August 10
Our friend Bryan Borgman will be running free demos of his game Kaiju Kaos: Smackdown at Packrat Comics on Saturday, August 10th beginning at Noon. All materials will be provided so just show up and learn how to play.
Bryan recommends ages 8 and up but younger can work with adult help/supervision. Once learned, the game can be played in 15 minutes or less! If you like what you see, minifigures and rules will be available for purchase.
Dr. AC's G-FEST XX
We've met a number of great people thanks to this hobby/fandom/mutual Godzilla geekery. One who is a real kindred spirit is Aaron Christensen, writer for HorrorHound magazine. He offers a comprehensive retrospective of G-FEST XX at his blog, which you can access here. Until next year, it was great to see you, Dr. AC!
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